Slumber Humorist Prints

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'

Overnight Programming

'It's your turn, dear.'

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

“Is the light bothering you, dear?”

'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'

"Don't be alarmed, I couldn't sleep: I'm just here to count you. . ."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

Counting sheep hurdling.

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

Toddler in the bed: a journey

"Crawford's hard at work, I see!"

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Please tell me you were sleepswimming again.

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

Things my cat says at 3 am

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!"

I can't sleep, tell me about your day.

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

"They were great snorers."

"That was one loud thunderstorm last night."

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

"I can't remember how to fall asleep. What do you have for insomnesia?"

'I told you not to drink coffee before hibernating!'

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."