Sleep Humor Lover Prints

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Dreams

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"What? I slept seven months."

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Remote Toaster

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"Five more minutes."

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

Model's aspirations

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

'It's a popular new flavor - It tastes like you're asleep!'