'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.
Sleep Comedy Fan Prints
Decorate their walls with our witty sleep comedy prints. Ideal for fans of quirky humor, these art prints celebrate the lighter side of sleep, creating a fun and relaxed atmosphere at home or in the office.
Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
"Why do they do that?"
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
"When is my next parole hearing?"
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
Giraffe Umbrella
Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!
Bad fake tan day.
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."
Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.
Vlad the Impala
If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."
"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."
A Fairytale Update
"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."
"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"
Old navy veteran 3rd base coach
'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'
'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.
'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'
"Out damn Spot
Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.
"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"
"That is an outrageous slur."
'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'
'Just follow these simple instructions.'
"My homework ate my dog."
Sleep Comedy Fan Prints Collection
Sleep Comedy Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for sleep comedy fans—bring a smile to their mornings with designs that joke about sleep and dreams.
Sleep Comedy Fan Pillows
Check out our quirky sleep humor pillows—ideal for livening up any sofa or bed with a touch of fun and witty charm.
Sleep Comedy Fan T-Shirts
Discover our range of funny sleep-themed t-shirts—great for adding humor to everyday outfits and celebrating all things sleep comedy.