Comedy In Sleep Prints

Sleep!

Hypnotoon

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

'Honey, you're talking in your sleep again!'

Toddler in the bed: a journey

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Things my cat says at 3 am

"Crawford's hard at work, I see!"

"Once upon a time, there was an accounts executive with a 25 year endowment mortgage and redundancy looming on the horizon.."

"Surely it's warm enough to take another dog off, dear."

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Wireless Plans. Cellphone. No, "rollover minutes" has nothing to do with hitting the snooze alarm and going back to sleep.

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. Last year your snoring kept me up all winter.'

"They were great snorers."

I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming.

'Not tonight, dear - we're married.'

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."

Bee with a bad snoring habit.

Guys, I still can't sleep. I can't stop worrying. The caf

'... Same old excuse; 'Not tonight dear, I have a splitting headache.' Isn't it strange how I never get a headache?!'