Co-sleeping Comedian Prints

Toddler in the bed: a journey

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'

'It's your turn, dear.'

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

“Is the light bothering you, dear?”

'Honey, you're talking in your sleep again!'

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

Things my cat says at 3 am

"Once upon a time, there was an accounts executive with a 25 year endowment mortgage and redundancy looming on the horizon.."

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

"Surely it's warm enough to take another dog off, dear."

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

'Mom, did you know that if you turn the clock upside down, '4:45' spells 'Shh?''

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Please tell me you were sleepswimming again.

Sleep!

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

"I can't remember how to fall asleep. What do you have for insomnesia?"

'I told you not to drink coffee before hibernating!'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."

Guys, I still can't sleep. I can't stop worrying. The caf