Sleep Humor Lover Pillows

'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Dreams

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Sleeping through new year celebrations

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"What? I slept seven months."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Five more minutes."

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

Remote Toaster

That was refreshing. My long, sad story? No, my nap.

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

Model's aspirations