Sleep Disorder Humor Pillows

Bee with a bad snoring habit.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Overnight Programming

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"Don't be alarmed, I couldn't sleep: I'm just here to count you. . ."

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

"Crawford's hard at work, I see!"

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Sleep!

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

Things my cat says at 3 am

I can't sleep, tell me about your day.

'Next time try decaf.'

"They were great snorers."

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."

"That was one loud thunderstorm last night."

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

Rip Van Winkle shouldn't have switched to that new gourmet ultra-decaffeinated coffee.