Sleep Disorder Humor Gifts

Bee with a bad snoring habit.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'

Overnight Programming

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'

"Don't be alarmed, I couldn't sleep: I'm just here to count you. . ."

"He's chasing his dreams."

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

Counting sheep hurdling.

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

Things my cat says at 3 am

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Your fingers' worst nightmares

"Crawford's hard at work, I see!"

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

Sleep!

I can't sleep, tell me about your day.

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"They were great snorers."

Wireless Plans. Cellphone. No, "rollover minutes" has nothing to do with hitting the snooze alarm and going back to sleep.

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

"That was one loud thunderstorm last night."

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'