Sleep Joke Aficionado Gifts

"They were great snorers."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Do not disturb...

Hypnotoon

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

"He snores from October to May!"

'We'll take it!'

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'What gave him this idea?'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

"What do you mean the company's been relocated and the building demolished...?! That must have been some nap!"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Take it easy, Mom, Dad promised to mow the lawn as soon as he wakes up.'

"Sleep mode."

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'It's your turn, dear.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"My doctor sad I need to concentrate on a monotone to get to sleep. Tell me about your day."

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Every falls asleep.

"Would you please turn that off and hibernate."

Bear hibernating with seasonal alarm-clock next to bed.