Slumber Party Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Party Animals.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Canape?

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Green Balloon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All dressed up and no place to go

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"