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"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

'But Mummy, why can't he sleep over? I slept over at his place last week...'

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'I'm at Kasey's and guess what? She has extremely bad morning hair!'

"...It's just a pyjama party for the girls."

I'd like to have a sleep-over in exchange for cleaning my room, but we'll see if mom is open to negotiations.

"It's midnight and all my friends are asleep. I didn't know that they would take the word sleepover so literally."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Pyjama party

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Do not disturb...

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"He snores from October to May!"

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'We'll take it!'

'What gave him this idea?'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'