Slumber Parties T-Shirts

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Pyjama party

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Dreams

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Time for bed

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Yawn

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

You need to stay home and study. Mom! It's an educational opportunity

"He just woke up from hibernation."