Slumber Party Lover T-Shirts

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

A Woman Holding Canapes

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Pirate eye test

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

PIna Colada

Pirate

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Pint

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