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Time for bed

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Sheep Ledger

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Sabrage!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pints of Lager

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Champagne Polka

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"It's over!"

After a few glasses of wine the girls started playing around with a Luigi board.

Champagne Tasting.

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

Ouija Bored

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Olympic Bar

Home-made wine