Slumber Parties Pillows

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Pyjama party

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

Dreams

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Time for bed

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Sleeping through new year celebrations

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

Yawn

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.