Sms Savvy Gifts

'Whatever! I GTG see U l8r.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Facebook/Meta

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Texting eye dog

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

Harvest Data Festival

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Ascent of Digital Man

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Priest and mobile

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"

I see the computer is down again.