Smartphone Savvy Gifts

'My phone's got an app that allows me to make phone calls.'

Ascent of Digital Man

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

"No! Not 'capiler bear'—I said, 'Call AppleCare'!"

"The average user checks their smartphone 297 times a day. This app makes sure you don't fall behind."

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

It turns out they're selling "iPhones."

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

"Baldo, have you seen my watch?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Hang on Suzie, according to my Pecking Order App, I'm next...'

Texting eye dog

'Apple maps has upgraded us from 'lost' to 'misplaced'.'

Digital Fomo!

Online Dating

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

Victorian Selfie

All the apps hidden within a phone

"#BeCurious"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Halloween Selfie

United Church of OMG

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."