Smartphone Savvy Pillows

'My phone's got an app that allows me to make phone calls.'

Ascent of Digital Man

"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."

"No! Not 'capiler bear'—I said, 'Call AppleCare'!"

"The average user checks their smartphone 297 times a day. This app makes sure you don't fall behind."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Hang on Suzie, according to my Pecking Order App, I'm next...'

Texting eye dog

Digital Fomo!

Online Dating

All the apps hidden within a phone

Victorian Selfie

"#BeCurious"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Halloween Selfie

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

United Church of OMG

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."