Sms Savvy Pillows

'Whatever! I GTG see U l8r.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Texting eye dog

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

"Don't even bother – this oasis only has two and a half stars."

Harvest Data Festival

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Ascent of Digital Man

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Priest and mobile

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"

I see the computer is down again.