Press Savvy Pillows

We hail to your ambition, Congressman, but don't let the press hear 'Hail to the Chief' as your ringtone.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Online Dating

"#BeCurious"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Victorian Selfie

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

"I'll check your circulation."

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

The first unfriendly takeover

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

'We can still rise to the occasion but, in light of bad press, just not in the company-owned plane.'

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.