Press Pillows

"Ticks get all the publicity these days."

Tiger Woods' "DUI"

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

Illusion of Grant's Caesarism appears to Editor Bennet again

Donald Rumsfeld visits a battle-hardened veteran of the Danish Cartoon Wars.

Journalist reading 'The joy of sex scandals.'

Soundbite with teeth: a dog bites a member of the press.

The killing of journalists

Trial by Media

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Newspaper suicide.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Free press.

Freedom of the Press

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

The Daily Me

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

MI5 Press Office

US Media

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

"I'll check your circulation."

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon