Press Standards Pillows

Trial by Media

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Newspaper suicide.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Free press.

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Freedom of the Press

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I'll check your circulation."

US Media

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

MI5 Press Office

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'

The killing of journalists

The Hypocritic Oath

Man Wrapped In Film

These remarks are completely off the record

power of press

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

God hounded by the media.

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