Rupert Murdoch in the mud.
Press Standards Gifts
Looking for a unique gift that appreciates press standards and journalistic integrity? Our collection features clever, fun products that honor the importance of truthful and ethical media. Perfect for media professionals, journalism enthusiasts, or anyone who champions press freedom, these items add humor and insight to their workspace or home. Celebrate the vital role of the press with our thoughtfully designed gifts that make a statement about media responsibility.
Trial by Media
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'
'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'
Newspaper suicide.
Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.
"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"
'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'
Free press.
Freedom of the Press
'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'
"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."
'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'
"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."
"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."
The Daily Me
Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!
US Media
President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors
"I'll check your circulation."
'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'
MI5 Press Office
Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled
'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'
The Hypocritic Oath
power of press
"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."
The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon
These remarks are completely off the record
Man Wrapped In Film
Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.
The killing of journalists
We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.
God hounded by the media.
Press Standards Gifts Collection
Press Standards Mugs
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Press Standards Pillows
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Press Standards Prints
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Press Standards T-Shirts
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