Press Standards Prints

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Trial by Media

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Newspaper suicide.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Free press.

Freedom of the Press

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

The Daily Me

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!

US Media

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

"I'll check your circulation."

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

MI5 Press Office

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'

The Hypocritic Oath

power of press

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."

The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon

These remarks are completely off the record

Man Wrapped In Film

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

The killing of journalists

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

God hounded by the media.