Press Defender Pillows

Trump's Other Wall

Censorship and Apple Daily

Victor Obran

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Newspaper suicide.

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Free press.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"The enemy of the people!"

Freedom of the Press

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

MI5 Press Office

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

US Media

"I'll check your circulation."

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'You have the right to remain silent and to the counsel of a motivational speaker.'

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

Man Wrapped In Film

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."