Press Promoter Pillows

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Queen Kong

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Make love not war

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

The killing of journalists

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

Journalist in jail

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

Archers.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Cuban Press

Trucker advertises his podcast.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'