Press Promoter Pillows

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Queen Kong

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Make love not war

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

The killing of journalists

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

Journalist in jail

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

Archers.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Cuban Press

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Meet the author of his own misfortune.