Press Mugs

"Ticks get all the publicity these days."

Illusion of Grant's Caesarism appears to Editor Bennet again

Donald Rumsfeld visits a battle-hardened veteran of the Danish Cartoon Wars.

Journalist reading 'The joy of sex scandals.'

Soundbite with teeth: a dog bites a member of the press.

The killing of journalists

Trial by Media

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Newspaper suicide.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Free press.

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Freedom of the Press

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

MI5 Press Office

"I'll check your circulation."

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

US Media

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

Man Wrapped In Film

The Hypocritic Oath

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

power of press

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."

These remarks are completely off the record