Press Enthusiast Mugs

Stop the press, we've got an exclusive press release.

'Look at this, no trouble anywhere. I want my money back.'

'Man in hat reads newspaper with shock horror headline.'

Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.

What are your comments on press intrusion

power of press

'Looks like another one's gone all starry-eyed...'

"He's taking the circulation war a bit too seriously."

Attack Dog

"He's holding a press conference about his current report card. Should we be concerned?"

"Of course you're free to write and to draw whatever you want! And afterwards you're free to decide whether you want the gallows or the firing squad!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"I will answer anything but questions."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

Newspaper

Johannes Gutenberg

"I'll check your circulation."

"We need a better distribution system."

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

The Croucho Club

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon