Press Aficionado Mugs

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

The popular press overshadowing the serious press.

"I will answer anything but questions."

By line to support - Please help.

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

The Croucho Club

Newspaper

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Oligarchy

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Man Reading Laptop.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Treasure Island Book.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Editor.

'Is this your first book launch?'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Joe Biden

Putin's Mutual Destruction

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Hang in There Democracy!

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."