Press Aficionado Gifts

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

The popular press overshadowing the serious press.

"I will answer anything but questions."

By line to support - Please help.

Fred's Newstand - forefront of the new post-industrial information society.

The Croucho Club

Newspaper

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oligarchy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Man Reading Laptop.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Treasure Island Book.

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Editor.

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Joe Biden

Putin's Mutual Destruction

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Hang in There Democracy!

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

'It has been revealed that a senior politician will criticise something in a speech. Later they will criticise the opposite of something, just in case.'