Editorial Aficionado Gifts

Obama: "I'm losing the daily editorial cartoonists!"

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Stephen Spender.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Gunter Grass

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Günter Grass

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Noel Coward.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

My Literary Influences

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Ironing Punctuation

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'