Editorial Aficionado Gifts

Obama: "I'm losing the daily editorial cartoonists!"

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

My Literary Influences

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Ironing Punctuation

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Editor.