Editorial Enthusiast Gifts

'How was your appraisal'

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

Editor. Short. Sweet.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'McWit, your poetic license expired years ago.'

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

How very Independent!

"This is just the first draft."

"The preceding has been an editorial and the views of that crackpot do not necessarily reflect those of this station!"

Publishing

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Sue the Author 3PM

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.