Editorial Enthusiast Pillows

'How was your appraisal'

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

Editor. Short. Sweet.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'McWit, your poetic license expired years ago.'

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

How very Independent!

"This is just the first draft."

"The preceding has been an editorial and the views of that crackpot do not necessarily reflect those of this station!"

Publishing

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Don Quixote

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature