Magazine Enthusiast Pillows

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'

'I read all the magazines I then paper mached your likeness and repeatedly stabbed you.'

'No, I'm not here to see the doctor-just the magazines.'

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

'These health magazines conflict on this issue- whick do you suggest I buy?'

Which magazine?

Anecdote Magazine

"... Yes, I know that my appointment was three hours ago, but I haven't finished reading your magazines."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Why are the only doctors with current magazines eye doctors?

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."

Not O.K. Tramp reading Not O.K. magazine.

Please Buy My Magazine

'Would you order two copies of this magazine? All of the recipes are always torn out.'

'Our back issues of magazines don't go back this far. Have you tried your doctor's waiting room?'

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

'I've also got a magazine for you, ma'am, but I just ran into an interesting article.'

On the tube man reading 'Time out' prisoner reading 'Time in'

Mouse reading magazine, "Mouse and garden"

'We have only the current periodicals. For other issues, you might try the doctor's waiting room next door.'

Just Came In To Flick Through The Magazine.

"Yo, Cruz...what kind of cologne are you wearing."

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"The doctor said I need to get my subscriptions filled."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"Your flight's delayed, glad you've got reading to keep you busy."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"Let me know if you read anything in there about hair."

"Come get in bed, Harold, and let's read the perfume ads."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

A quiet moment with Jan and Hannah Panelli, Siamese twins joined at the hair-do.

Glass of lemonade, sweetie? Sure. I thought you'd enjoy it while you ogle the sports magazine swimsuit edition. Um ... The lemonade will cool you off! Tea, dear? Pass.