Magazine Admirer Pillows

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Reading my Critics

If nobody had invented graphics

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

A potato's favourite video

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Book Shop.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

American high street

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."

"OK, now take one with mine."

On the Town.