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Kitty Digest. Cat Fancy.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Reading my Critics

If nobody had invented graphics

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Raymond Queneau

A potato's favourite video

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Book Shop.

"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."

"OK, now take one with mine."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

American high street

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."