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Gay Times...

'I can't tell TIME magazine what to do -- it's not my fault they made Lady Godiva 'Woman of the Year.''

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Thomas Keneally

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Magazine covers.

The grave of Punch magazine.

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"We have a termite problem."

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.