Magazine Aficionados Prints

Gay Times...

'I can't tell TIME magazine what to do -- it's not my fault they made Lady Godiva 'Woman of the Year.''

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Thomas Keneally

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Ether Island

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Ghosts from around the world

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Magazine covers.

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

The grave of Punch magazine.

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"