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Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Sunday.

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

"D'you have any porn porn?"

The following story is based on actual events.

H L Mencken.

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

Magazine covers.

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

The grave of Punch magazine.

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'