Media Aficionados Pillows

"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.' "

Television repeated repeats Awards

"What's up? No trash in your paper today?"

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Television Readers.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

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Gay Times...

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Kritik's Korner

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Canadian film production

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Moby Dick

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Movies vs. Films

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'