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THE NIGHTLY NEWS, 1959, 2009 'What happened here?', 'How do you FEEL about what happened here?'

Trevor Mcdonald

Huw Edwards.

Audiovisual law

"That's Craig, my mocumentarist."

"Yeah, it's nice. But you just know next year they'll introduce a bigger one."

Ladies, Gents, Tabloid Journalists

"It's for an upcoming TV documentary I don't want to be seen in."

I'm a multi media person...I watch everything.

The Sword and the Rupert Stone

"Congratulations! It's publicity..."

Larry King

Man enters room with giant envelope, saying: 'Hey, check out the new flat-screen TV.'

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

Youtube reviews make me feel old, Randy. Well … they're always full of whining, nitpicky, smug people complaining that the film or tv show wasn’t easy enough to follow. Reviewers complain that characters actions "don't make sense," as if they unaware that people often don't make sense. Or that a scene wasn't "necessary," as if establishing character doesn't matter. They complain that the plot was "confused," but when I was growing up, that just meant the viewer wasn't paying enough attention. It

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"It used to be the kids, but now it's the politicians giving me gray hairs!"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Darling, when I'm with you I'm with you, but right now I'm with Louis Rukeyser."

"I'm starting to wish we'd never bought him that thing."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"They grow up so fast."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oligarchy