Tv Aficionado Pillows

"He's an indoor cat."

'By the way, is this off the record?'

Satellite Santa

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

Newpaper reads: Cable Out - 1000s forced to read.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Stupid woman - of course I watch television, what else are you supposed to do with it???'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Welcome to Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda, the investment hindsight show.'

Conversation Pits

Deadly Radon

Enjoying the Great Outdoors.

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

Alexander Armstrong.

Religious TV

'So! You're still watching those talk shows after I told you to stop!'

A movie director shouting through bullhorn.

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

"Bob, get out of the road! Don't just stand there like a human in front of a TV screen!

'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'

"Darling he said his first F-word."

'We couldn't pry the remote control out of his hand.'

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

Better programming...

'Do you want the BBC news? Or news about the BBC?'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Then/Now: Antennas vs. Satellite Dishes.

" I love this reading group."

It's exhausting watching all this sport...

'This show is too boring to watch I think I'll tape it.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

“Ha ha ha. I also love that TV show.”

'You're lucky. When I was a kid, we had to walk all the way over to the set to turn it on.'

"Little victories, son, little victories."

"The Why I'm in Science Show"