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'We talk, we dialog, we speak one to the other, but we don't communicate.'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

The Doctor encounters the dreaded cydermen.

Ant and Dec.

'Yes, Albert, storylines for television series - anything else?'

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

Pop goes the weasel.

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

"I suppose Beavis and Butt-head are the Ren and Stimpy of our time."

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'They can't fire Barney. He has tenure.'

Inspector Norse

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

'Welcome to Hell's entertainment section. You've got the fanciest TV set here with hundreds of very interesting channels. Unfortunately, the remote control doesn't work...'

Ideas for a Simon Cowell Show - Picking the one true region.

Louis Theroux

Oprah Winfrey

"Don't tell me . . . strictly has started again."

'I remember when 'Heroes' wasn't just a TV show.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Love is when you watch television together.

"I'm not really an actor; I just play one on TV."

'Ahmadinejad strikes me as the kind of man Jay Leno makes jokes about...'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'You had me at 'warning'.'

He says he respects you...He is willing to offer you monkey diarrhea!

'I like watching The O'Reilly Factor... it reminds me of Mom and Dad.'

A ostrich leans out of the tv to pick up bird food.

'Poor thing - she's muse to a TV soap writer.'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Lifestyles of the Rich and Subpoenaed

This Is Your Life - "He's been stalking you for the last ten years."

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Ian McShane