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"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Bond James, Bond."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Bloody hell!"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Driverless cars rage.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'