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"I watched a few YouTube videos, I think I have the gist of it."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Television Readers.

If nobody had invented graphics

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Canadian film production

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'