Youtube Fanatic Pillows

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Werewolves of London..."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Giant slug attacks a city

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Blockbuster Billion Club

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."