Youtube Fanatic Prints

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

You're my very first patient --- Mind if I YouTube this?

We're With Stupid

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Cut!

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Werewolves of London..."

Reese Witherspoon

What's an Imax cave?

Obsession with the Internet.

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Giant slug attacks a city

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.