Youtube Fan Pillows

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

"And then I discovered Cut-Your-Own-Hair tutorials on YouTube..."

What're you doing?! Your contract forbids you from watching "cute baby videos" on YouTube. Cute baby videos lead to employees wanting to have cute babies of their own. Having babies leads to employees asking for raises and time off. I don

Bowled over again!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

We're With Stupid

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

The Grim Rapper

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

ABBA

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

Ed Sheeran.

Lack of Euro Vision

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

The mummified remains of about 40 Buddhist monks were discovered in China, Mongolia and India. All the mummies were found sitting in the lotus position. Many believe that these monks sat so still, meditated for so long, and slowed their heart rates and body functions so much that they became mummified alive ... and they believe that whether those mummies are 200, 600, or 1,000 years old ... they're still alive. Where'd you hear all that? "Strange Mysteries." It's a Youtube channel. I wrote to th

"Myrna was like 'Tweet'. Then Barry goes, 'Tweet', and before you know it we're all doing it!"

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