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Showbiz Awards

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Is anything good on?"

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

The cradle of mankind

'Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the 'everything's wonderful' cable news?'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

"I would like to watch tv...but which remote control do I need? And which one of the thirty buttons should I press?"