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"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

Showbiz Awards

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Stephen Fry

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Big screen TV falling through floor

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Can't Touch This

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Is anything good on?"

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

The cradle of mankind

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

We're With Stupid

'Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the 'everything's wonderful' cable news?'

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"See! He's taking a first sip. . . my eye! Oops!!"