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"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

"I'm not a surgeon but I watched a few Youtube videos. You should be fine."

Chain smoking YouTube Videos

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

We're With Stupid

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

"I've decided to have a kid."

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Griller highlights never gets old

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

The Marie Kondo landfill

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

The mummified remains of about 40 Buddhist monks were discovered in China, Mongolia and India. All the mummies were found sitting in the lotus position. Many believe that these monks sat so still, meditated for so long, and slowed their heart rates and body functions so much that they became mummified alive ... and they believe that whether those mummies are 200, 600, or 1,000 years old ... they're still alive. Where'd you hear all that? "Strange Mysteries." It's a Youtube channel. I wrote to th

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."